Definitions by 'lil Dan

Rusty Pirate 

The act of whacking someone in the eye with your penis after anally fornicating then kick them in the shin so they hobble around and squint like a pirate.

Dick gave Jane a Rusty Pirate after she told him how much she enjoyed Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Rusty Pirate by 'lil Dan May 17, 2006