'Orrible Man's definitions

FP

The Floating Ponce. His presence is often found navigating it's way around the Bede College social area. Habits include walking too and from the Klix machine without purchasing coffee, circum-navigating the central table (otherwise known as 'table de sick cunt') and floating around the social area's computer section. His hovering is a source of distraction but mainly acts as a source of nausea, adding to the general sickness felt upon sitting in the Social Area. He's valued at £8.00.

"Oh shit it's the FP"
"Stop floating - fucking FP - sick cunt"
"You've been attacked by the social! FP, Matrix, No Fear etc."

by 'Orrible Man December 13, 2008