1 definition by $@w_d0g123456
A man who one may describe as a melted seal with a paper bag over his head that's drenched in bleach. He somehow gets all the girls even though he has no hair and cheats on them constantly. He also breaks up with them if they have religious values. He will pull your girl best friend and dump her; now she's a wreck. Watch out. He's a shark.
by $@w_d0g123456 November 2, 2023