#SoNotAJames's definitions

Iberian Bull Ride

When you wine and dine a fat man, seducing him with tapas and flamenco and then slay him in his backside with yer matador dicky and ride him like a bull through the streets of Pamplona.

Take me out for some gazpacho and then Iberian Bull Ride my bum bum, papi!

by #SoNotAJames June 1, 2022

Jamesing

Jamesing: the art of being "a James". It consists of long nights of deep throating Tito's and wishing one wasn't "a James", despite the ongoing issues of micro-dick-ism and generally not having a personality or being relevant.

I was Jamesing because I'm a virgin. Goddamn, I'm a James!

Yours sincerely,

James

by #SoNotAJames November 19, 2020