When you've been searching your entire life for dat dicky but it's nowhere to be found. Your gf breaks up with you and marries a piglet, so you drink warm New Amsterdam and pretend to whack it to Guy Fieri and listen to Nickelback.
Damn bro, my ex married a pig. It's cuz I'm a No Dick Bostwick and rub my nub to Diners, Drive-ins & Dives.
by #SoNotAJames January 01, 2021
Get the No Dick Bostwickmug. Jamal is a gay that should be completely confident because he's smart, talented, athletic and an ebony beast, but just isn't mostly cuz he's an big angry black man with an unusually disfigured penile region. Fag.
by #SoNotAJames August 12, 2023
Get the Jamalmug.