A wannabe Swede that is insecure about his dance moves and makes sick ass workout videos with a midget. Obsesses over his jogging form and tries to be a baller/shot caller but actually spends most of his time sticking random accoutrement up his anus and enjoys calling people "jabronis". Used to have a vanilla last name but changed it to appear more exotic, when he really just a white boy from the burbs that probably likes dick a little too much. Holla!
Hello, I am from Sweden (in a regionally accurate Swedish dialect). Do I Dougie good, daddy? Oh, is that a stapler? Stick it up my bunghole and then let's for a jog in the park. That'd be litty af! #SavageZavala
by #SoNotAJames April 18, 2022
When you wine and dine a fat man, seducing him with tapas and flamenco and then slay him with yer matador dicky and ride him like a bull through the streets of Pamplona.
by #SoNotAJames June 26, 2022