Food Herp

The spreading of a craving/desire for a specific food or restaurant from person to person. Usually spread almost instantaneously after leaving someone's mouth.

Person 1 "I could really go for some Qdoba right now!"
Person 2 "Thanks for the food herp, now I really want some to!"

by Eric Pratt July 05, 2013

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Wub one out

Cover the sound of masturbation by playing loud, shitty dubstep.

A walks into B's apartment: "Man does your roommate really like dubstep?"
B: "Nah bro he's just about to wub one out."

by JoeShmoe24 July 06, 2013

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navel gazing

A pejorative term used to describe someone who is preoccupied with self-reflection and the understanding of oneself; preoccupation with attempts at understanding the psychological and/or existential meaning of the self.

She was too busy navel gazing to be fully involved in the world around her.

by pdxmama January 10, 2009

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Porno elbow

An medical variant of the condition known as 'tennis elbow' primarily affecting the dominant arm of hyperactive males who don't play tennis.

Jim: What's going on Doc? I can barely bend my right elbow.
Doctor: It's obviously a severe case of tennis elbow.
Jim: I don't play tennis, Dude.
Doctor: Do you stay up late, alone with a computer?
Jim: Uhh Maybe

Doctor: Are you right handed Jim?
Jim: Uhh Ya
Doctor: Jim, sorry to tell you but it looks like you've got a severe case of porno elbow. Unplug the computer for two weeks and you'll be fine.

by gyrfalcon206 July 07, 2010

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greeting orbit

When you're with someone and run into an acquaintance of his/hers. They exchange greetings, which leads to a conversation, and you stand there smiling like a dummy wondering if you'll ever be introduced.

We strolled through the crowd arm in arm, she knowing everyone and stopping to chat - me knowing nobody and in perpetual greeting orbit.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ October 24, 2009

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