whambulance 

The imaginary rescue vehicle that will rescue someone when they are incessantly whining over a trivial matter. Used mockingly, but in good humor.

what you say to someone who is whining like a little jewish kid. similar to asking them if they would like a whamburger and some french cries.

A term used to ridicule someone else's gripes about a non-important item. The internet equivalent to calling someone a mama's boy, tattle tail etc. The irony being that there is no one or nothing that they can actually do about said issue. Waambulance callers also are almost always complaining about something that they have little or no influence over at all, such as how hard a level is in a particular video game. Almost always accompanied by some sort of poorly drawn visual diagram of the Waambulance. Commonly used in MMO game chat.

The hypothetical vehicle that's called for someone who is whining, usually in a self-absorbed and/or annoying way.

The official motorvehicle to be called in response to bitch-like behavior.

What one should call when whining
Often heard in conjunction with french cries and wahmburger