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Pants that make anyone look like they have an ass.
"Damn when did Jillian get an ass".
"She doesn't, its just the yoga pants".
by Effing Dbag October 03, 2010
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greatest invention ever made. if used properly on the right girls,ass becomes a magnet to the eyes of every straight man alive.
guy:holy shit look at that ass!

guy2:i know,yoga pants are amazing.
by 233413 April 29, 2011
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Guy 1: "Dude look at dat booty"
Guy 2: "Nah man it's just da yoga pants"
by Johanna Barret February 08, 2014
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n: Extremely tight sweatants worn by girls to flaunt their ass, no matter if its nice or extremely large and rumply. Said to be popular because they are "comfertable", but really its just a school appropriate way for Jr. High girls to let boys see their bum without putting forth much effort at all.

Rarely used for the actual purpose of yoga.
Boy: Hey, I noticed you are wearing yoga pants today

Girl: hehe, yeah! They are like, sooooo comfertable! Do you like them?

Boy: YES! I did enjoy the delightful view of those bongos you are smuggling. Actually, i like them so much I just jizzed in my pants a little. Please excuse me.
by alphabuttsoup April 11, 2011
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What god created on the 8th day.
"and on the 8th day god created yoga pants"
by TakeEmALL October 23, 2011
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guy: She was way to hot to be wearing sweatpants so i bought her yoga pants.

other guy: thanks from all mankind bro
by bobop677766 November 15, 2011
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the best thing invented since short skirts
Adam:hey dude, i totally saw Emily's camel toe in her yoga pants today

Benjamin:who didnt see it?
by ohhhhmg45 May 19, 2011
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