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"Rumply"
Rumply by RandomShitposts June 30, 2021
when your hair is messy and feathers out no matter what you do to it. it’s usually used as a light hearted compliment.
Noah’s got rumply hair, but he still pulls it off
Rumply by W4k3Up,D0nn13 January 26, 2024

rumply stew 

a sexual act where one's spin is twisted into a pretzel then punched in the kidney repeatidly. May include a goose and crying
daisy was being a tool so george had to give her the rumply stew

rumplepumpkin 

a term of endearment for a mischievous female partner. a kind, caring, attractive rascal
see that erica? shes my rumplepumpkin
rumplepumpkin by rascal1983 March 18, 2013

Rumpleblumkin 

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit and screaming the 'givers' name backwards during climax.

Similar to a blumkin but with an added personal touch.
During the party we heard big Bob screaming Sudlob and we knew he was receiving a Rumpleblumkin from Boldus.
Rumpleblumkin by GBblumkins November 14, 2011

Rumplestilts Simpson 

A sexual act that typically involved one man and one woman, although it is designed to be flexible in that manner.

One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.

This will result in an unpleaseant time.
My girlfriend pulled a Rumplestilts Simpson on me last night. I had to go to the ER!