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The day the jonas brothers have chest-length beards is the day the world ends

ZZ top Rocks
ZZ Top by katahdin 953 August 25, 2009
Guitarist and Bassist had beards, Drummers name was Beard.
Thats alot of beards... ZZ Top
ZZ Top by Kyle Tarrao July 9, 2011
ZZ TOP:

Jesus Just Left Chicago

or

Woke Up With Wood
zz top by shanediesel October 8, 2005
Guys who bet on who could grow thei beard the longest, except the drummer.


They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.
ZZ Top are rumoured to enjoy tush.
zz top by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

ZZ Top beard 

a very long beard that grows for years without ever being cut. Guitarist Billy Gibbons and Dusty Hill of the band ZZ Top both sport this type of beard, way down past their bellies. They've been growing them out since 1974 if not before. In the 80s they were offered millions of dollars by a razor company if they'd shave the beards off. They declined. Their famous facial hair made the band notorious when they made those videos for the album "Eliminator". Ironically ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard has no beard, he's usually clean-shaven.
That Vietnam vet who ferries a go-cart service at the Veterans Administration clinic parking lot has a ZZ Top beard.
One of many great bands/entertainers to come out of Texas. Ranked somewhere between Stevie Ray Vaughan and Pantera, but below Willie Nelson. More recent TX musical artists such as Bowling for Soup and Jessica Simpson can lick ZZ Top's bearded nuts.

ZZ Top's rowdy, shit-kicking guitar riffs revurbirate through your spine.
ZZ Top's "Sharp-dressed Man" is a great song to hear when you're getting ready to go out.
ZZ Top by Call me the Mayor November 23, 2006