zurisaday

An amazingly beautiful female one who can be a bitch if provoked but one of the most generous and caring people ever. Looks out for the ones she loves. But don't mess with her because she believes in karma and sometimes she handles it herself. Strong and vulnerable at the same time. A good friend and always there for you especially if you're family. Freaky in bed and a good kisser. One of those "lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets" type woman

You know Zurisaday? I think I'm in love with her. She's perfect!

zurisaday by Punkass bitch June 25, 2014

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Zurisaday 2

Zuri is a shy girl but once you get to know her she is a really amazing girl but she’s kind of a bad dancer but if you play some Hispanic music she’s the queen at dancing but it’s really hard to make her mad but when you do make her mad you better post up even though she’s shy on the outside you don’t wanna see how mad she get because when the mad inside her comes outside she can fight and she always has some friends to hype her up or help her fight 😁

Girl 1: I’ve Never seen that side of Zurisaday 2 before but she can really fight.
Girl 2: i know right

Zurisaday 2 by Zurbone_2 June 28, 2019

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Zurisadai

A cool, mythical being that is born every 5 centuries on a lunar ecllipse.

Its sole purpose is to bring awesomeness to the people around it.

Oh cheese, Zurisadai is here!

Zurisadai by reallyachild June 29, 2017

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zurisday

Mujer sobre la tierra

My name is Zurisday

zurisday by anonymous November 20, 2023

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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