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When your computer or computer network has either crashed or is in the process of crashing.
zummo by jcammeron June 26, 2008
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paul zummo 

Big nosed guido sisterfucker. the type of dude that will roast you but when you roast him, he'll hand you your tape. All he does is work out but nobody cares and he thinks hes a great personal trainer even when his friend is better. will fuck your sister and get mad when you tease him about it. Claims he likes virgins, only goes for fish markets.
Dont be a paul. Paul Zummo stay away from my sister.
paul zummo by Chodegang April 21, 2018
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To have a website or live stream crash for seemingly no reason.

During a live stream, the youtube channel "RKG" sent a bunch of people to Hans Zimmer's website, eventually crashing the entire server. "Zimmo'd" refers to Hans Zimmer's revenge.
The stream was going great until we got Zimmo'd
Zimmo'd by jackyboy1995 March 27, 2019
Irish slang for z-drug sleep medication. The word comes from the brand name zimovane, which is a prescription sleeping pill containing zopiclone.
Person: I overdid it with the stimulants this weekend, I haven't slept in 3 days, what do I do?

Friend: Get a couple of zimmos into you.
zimmo by horseb0x October 29, 2014
1. Zumbo ~ ( thanks to Outdoorlife writer "Jim Zumbo" )

(a) A name usually given to FUDD's who are quisling's to the 2nd Amendment.

(b) Short for "Zumbified, Zumboite, zomboned, or Zumborrhea."

(c) People called or associated with a traitorous act against the 2nd Amendment civil rights of others.

(d) It literally means "dumb ass"
"Dude your such a zumbo."
Zumbo by BCR-SHoRTY February 27, 2007
1.) A person who speaks from ignorance.

2.) A person who has his head buried so far up his ass he can't see the truth.

See that Zumbo over there, he used to be a well known outdoor writer until he pissed off the masses with some ignorant statement about banning guns.
Zumbo by ak47n March 1, 2007
Zummeh, A word used to replace lyrics rhyming with Weezy, or general Black rappers lyrics.
Dat N!^&#a Zummeh Dident do S£$1T! FREE DAT N*%&$A!
Zummeh by ParadoxShotz April 13, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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