zucker

Synonymous with fucker because Jeff Zucker at NBC is the dumbest motherfucker in television.

That dumb motherzucker tried to bump Conan's Tonight Show to 12:05. What the Zuck?

by Randrage January 14, 2010

zucker

Someone who thinks they have privacy on facebook.

A friend of mine posted a facebook status about his boss, and now he's lost his job. What a zucker.

by wackojacko1138 June 16, 2010

zucker

Someone hoodwinked by media hype into losing money on an obviously bad investment.

Goldman Sachs laughed all the way to the bank after raking in millions from the zuckers that bought the Facebook IPO. Wait, they OWN the bank.

by taiganaut August 2, 2012

Zuckering

“The act of creating deliberately confusing jargon and user-interfaces which trick your users into sharing more info about themselves than they really want to.” (As defined by the EFF). The term “Zuckering” was suggested in an EFF article by Tim Jones on Facebook’s “Evil Interfaces”. It is, of course, named after Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg.

I thought I was getting a bunch of free music, but really the website was just zuckering me.

by T. Anderson September 17, 2010

Zucker

To shoot and land a roofie like object into a girls cup from a distance

Yo Corsi, think I can Zucker that cup from across the kitchen?

by Cosby thiugh January 27, 2016

zuckered in

That time you thought, “Let me just check Facebook for a sec while I’m at lunch,” and when you looked up, it was dinner time.

I meant to run to the grocery story this afternoon, but I let myself get zuckered in.

by @wrytir November 27, 2015

Zuckered

when a villager will not leave your island because they like it too much

melissa: "Man Jeremiah won't leave me island! He's been trolling me everyday."

ryan: "LOL you got zuckered!"

by xMrSleepyx May 16, 2020