A zoobie is the quintessential BYU student. A zoobie is just a member of the flock of sheep. Zoobies don't think for themselves, they are the oblivious morons who roam BYU campus in droves.
You can't tell a zoobie by appearance only, although there is certainly a stereotyped look. Preppy sweater boys and plastic girls are often associated with zoobiehood.
"Yeah, she's a zoobie."
"Oh, f**k that!!"
See also zoob
"Yo, Stefan, how about you eat a zoobie?"
"Yo, I heard you like men."
"I don't even know, Charlie, because I heard you eat zoobies on the daily, and you take them up the Wembley way."
"You like zoobies?"
"I like mine in your mom's pooter scooter."