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Zoroception 

The concept of how dumb one can be in trying to cover up something everyone already knows.
Mightyena
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I'm more smarter then you kal

Mightyena
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I'm not tho, I'm teressa alt

Kal_El
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Zoroception has no limit >:C
Must...Go. DEEPER!
Zoroception by Vestige- January 31, 2016

Zingceptional! 

Combing the words Zing and exceptional together to create Zingceptional!
Person 1: Hey bro I heard you did quite well with that film production!
Person 2: Yeah bro it went quite Zingceptional! Bro.

Person 2: am uploading it to my YouTube channel right now bro!

Person 3: That’s so Zingceptional bro! Well good luck.

Conception Balm 

Obviously semen but more specifically semen used as a lubricant after the performance of a creampie. In most cases, the person providing the semen will be the conception balm user at the time of second sexual encounter. If someone else is using your conception balm, it is simply sloppy seconds.
The second time is the best, especially when I leave behind some conception balm.

Andrew Brydon Conception 

The act of throwing up in someone else's asshole.
Person one: Someone threw up in my asshole and I had this really ugly kid; it was like an Andrew Brydon Conception
Person two: Wanna read slash?
Person one: *suicide nades*

zoneception

When a guy is in the friend zone of a girl who is in the friend zone of another guy who is probably also in the friend zone of some other girl.
Anthony: "Why did Sarah friend zone me? How typical. I'm so perfect for her!"
Meanwhile...
Sarah: "Cant believe Chris put me in the friend zone T_T I swear he's obsessed with Michelle!"

Onlooker: that is some sad zoneception!
zoneception by Salmissra January 13, 2012

Immaculate Conception High School 

A school in Constant Spring Jamaica where the girls perform exceptionally well and are NOT YAMHEADS... They don't cry ova no man!!!
Girl: I go to Immaculate Conception High School

Boy: Oh, I bet your not a yamhead