A long list of rules to survive a zombie apocalypse made by one of the main characters in Zombieland who goes by Columbus. When/If a zombie apocalypse happens find and learn some of these rules.

First 4 rules of zombieland

Rule#1: Cardio (Don't be fat)
Rule#2: Beware of Bathrooms (Don't get caught with your pants down)
Rule#3: Seatbelts (Buckle up)
Rule#4: Double Tap (One more shot to finish them just in case)

and many more

Rules of Zombieland by Ginsu48 October 4, 2009

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zombiehand

Any action performed while half asleep that results in a negative outcome.

I zombiehanded my alarm clock this morning. I tried to set it for an hour later and shut it off instead.

zombiehand by thx3188 January 8, 2011

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Zombietard

A person or group of people that are so high they are beyond just being retarded. They move very slow in a zombie like state, eating everything they can get their hands on, while having the mental capacity of a house pet.

We smoked so much weed last night that we were so zombietarded it took us twenty minutes to figure out how to get the fridge open.

Zombietard by MSUSEE April 9, 2015

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zombiedwarf

old

Dang he old
Yeah because he's zombiedwarf

zombiedwarf by shealikescows June 12, 2021

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