zoinked

Tired, sleep. came from "zapped"

Man, I am zoinked. I ran 6 miles at practice

by PFreeman October 24, 2006

Zoinked

The natural state of justinb2

Damn tartarus looks zoinked.

by Prometheus639 June 24, 2022

Zoinked

When someone in the Scooby gang has sex

Dude Shaggy just got zoinked

by ThatGuyStaleFrank March 23, 2018

Zoinks!

A form of being surprised.

Zoinks! THAS A RAT BISH!

by stansfn June 14, 2019

Zoink

To verbally act suprised or to inform the other party that what they have said is a little out of the ordinary and unexpected

David: "Jades asked me to marry her"

Elliot: "Zoink!"

-or-

Ben: "There is something I havent told you, 6 years ago I secretly met Kate"

Rob: "oh Zoink"

by Crouch June 2, 2006

zoink

to steal from one person in a way that demeans them, and their observational talents

"Zoink! got your car!"

by Nick Baker April 17, 2008

zoinked

f'd up, inebriated or under the influence of a substance, most likely pills.

that bitch is zoinked on vicadin!!

by labio July 2, 2008