An exremely lame joke or quip that when said is followed by silence from everyone around you, not uncommonly followed by blank stares or looks of disbelief. When a zoid is uttered it is customary for one of the zoiders freinds or aquantinces to point this out by saying "zoid". You are only allowed three in an evening. The results of the third zoid is that the zoided party may not speak the rest of the night. It is rare that a third zoid is achieved but it can be done by the less witty, and humorless of us.If it is achieved,the party that is not to talk must be silent, if caught talking there should be repercussions. These can vary.
You are at a nightclub with your freinds and a fine girl walks by with some large breasts. One of your less than debonair freinds complements her by saying "Hey why dont you and your two freinds join us for a drink." After she backhands him and throws her drink in his face, You reply "Zoid , two more and you can't talk the rest of the night ."While shaking your head in dissaproval.
by scranton October 17, 2006
(Zoid)
1.The slang term for "white person", derived from the word "Caucasoid".
2.A derogatory term used to describe a know it all/uppity (white) person, usually a racist (white).
1.The slang term for "white person", derived from the word "Caucasoid".
2.A derogatory term used to describe a know it all/uppity (white) person, usually a racist (white).
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by Destado1 February 25, 2010
A Warforged wizard/fighter/rogue in the Dungeons and Dragons campaign realm of Eberron. Zoid can be found on the Sarlona server in Dungeons and Dragons Online.
by Darcy Klyne May 12, 2008
A Freaky Zoid is a person in a lttle black dress, and heels, they will probably be going to a party.
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