the art of not being stoned.

zober is to stoned
as
sober is to drunk
God damn, I only just became zober.
by dudley November 18, 2004
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Zoberism is defending the rights of zbars in all over the world.
Zoberism movements have campaigned and continue to campaign for Zbar's rights, including the right to: vote, hold public office, work, earn equal pay, own property, receive education, enter contracts, have equal rights within marriage, and maternity leave.
I am zoberest and I am happy to be part of these Zoberism movements.
by Ahmed yas November 17, 2020
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A person, usually a teenager, who tries to impress but fails miserably.
Often have very short hair and keep riding their cheap modified scooters in circles to impress girls.
Joe: "Here comes William on his ear-destroying motorcycle again..."
Jack: "What a zober..."
by luggysp April 19, 2019
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the act of shitting in ones under-britches because of physics
Matt: Hey Sean, d'ya study for physics buddy??

Sean: No, man i went home and tried to but I quickly became Zobered and ended up doing laundry instead

Matt: ahhh, happened to me last week..
by I<3P.B.64 November 17, 2009
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the act of shitting in ones under-britches because of physics
Matt: Hey Sean, d'ya study for physics buddy??

Sean: No, man i went home and tried to but I quickly became Zobered and ended up doing laundry instead

Matt: ahhh, happened to me last week..
by I<3P.B.64 November 17, 2009
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