Bri: I know you daft cunt it says so on my phone display.
Gus: Steady ya fuckin gluebag. Anyway I am teaching my japanese friend Kohei basic english. We went straight in at the deepend with the a-Z of womens gentalia. We are stuck on Q,X,and Z.
Bri: How about: Quim, Xylophone, and Zlopper?
Gus: Perfect, you are a legend.