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Belts and Zippers 

1) Derogatory term given to character designs mostly found in JRPGs, especially anything involving Tetsuya Nomura. (Final Fantasy, Kindom Hearts, etc)

Named for Nomura's excssive use of belts and zippers in his character designs, and the trend they started in other games which has spread like a cancer.

2)Tetsuya Nomura himself.
<Person 1> WTF? Why has Donald Duck got a hat made of zippers!? Does that guy really need that many belts?

<Person 2> Kingdom Hearts is really belts and zippers: the game.

Woah! That chick has a skirt made of belts! Belts and Zippers has really gone overboard on this one!
Belts and Zippers by Mr2.0 January 24, 2011

bumping zippers

1. Lovers knocking into each other when in a rush to get both of their pants off to proceed with a hot make-out session.
Attempting to get their pants off quickly during the passionate heat of kissing on the boat, Sebastian and Nicollete were eagerly bumping zippers.
bumping zippers by ThegirlDJ October 18, 2007

zippernut 

The painful end state of a testicle after it's been snagged, scratched and squished while you're zipping up your pants.
Oooo, take it easy baby, I got zippernut.
zippernut by Whitt March 11, 2007

zipperbaby 

(n.) The orgasm of a man achieved while he's still wearing his pants.

When a man gets too excited by his activities and creams his pants, casting babybatter all over the zipper region.

(v. tr.) zipperbabied, zipperbabying, zipperbaby: The act of creating a zipperbaby.
"That stripper made me buy her a new outfit because she saw my zipperbaby and got pissed."

"My friend made a zipper baby during an 8th grade dance. He blamed it on the combination of pelvic movement and her perfume."

"Andy Samberg wrote an awesome song about making zipperbabies, it's called 'Jizz In My Pants'."
zipperbaby by @LeonardTPants December 1, 2011

ZIPPER SUB 

A sexual act that involves smearing edible substances like peanut butter or honey or chocolate syrup around one's privates and having another person lick\eat it off.
She gives her boyfriend so many zipper subs, she can't eat peanut butter sandwiches without thinking of sex.

Her husband caught her getting a zipper sub in their basement from their two rottweilers!!
ZIPPER SUB by azadus November 18, 2005
Take a look at those zippers right across the street.
ZIPPERS by VinnyTeo May 7, 2011