The act of getting quickly dressed and leaving the place where you were partially or entirely nude. This can be used in several circumstances with the same outcome and differing connotations:
1.Before the sex act - Terminating the sexual situation before it completes, often this is a negative situation where one partner wants to continue but the other does not.
2. After the sex act, usually for a hookup or casual FWB encounter where the relationship is really about the hookup. This is not a negative generally just a statement or acknowledgment (or boast/brag that sex happened).
3. During the sex act - This is the most negative use of the term and often indicates a finality to the “split” the speaker is indicating they are not going back to the situation and that it was negative.
4. A solo situation where the speaker is indicating the are going to get dressed and leave (presumably to meet with the person they are speaking to) - in this use it is indicative that the speaker needs time to get ready before they can leave and is a way to communicate to the person they are speaking to that it’s best not to ask what they need to do first and that privacy is a good plan. It essentially indicates that “you don’t want to know” so “don’t ask“ to the person that they are speaking to you, but also indicates that once they get done with whatever scandalous or nefarious act, they are engaged in they will be leaving.
1.Before the sex act - Terminating the sexual situation before it completes, often this is a negative situation where one partner wants to continue but the other does not.
2. After the sex act, usually for a hookup or casual FWB encounter where the relationship is really about the hookup. This is not a negative generally just a statement or acknowledgment (or boast/brag that sex happened).
3. During the sex act - This is the most negative use of the term and often indicates a finality to the “split” the speaker is indicating they are not going back to the situation and that it was negative.
4. A solo situation where the speaker is indicating the are going to get dressed and leave (presumably to meet with the person they are speaking to) - in this use it is indicative that the speaker needs time to get ready before they can leave and is a way to communicate to the person they are speaking to that it’s best not to ask what they need to do first and that privacy is a good plan. It essentially indicates that “you don’t want to know” so “don’t ask“ to the person that they are speaking to you, but also indicates that once they get done with whatever scandalous or nefarious act, they are engaged in they will be leaving.
1 Lorenzo- u hook wit dat bitch?
LaShante - I waz in, she was throatin, I see the crusty playnket, I zipped and split.
Lorenzo - Want me to help you out?
LaShante - brah you know I don’t let no bros near my mansausage.
Lorenzo - just sayin I got hole if you need to hide the pole.
LaShante - Well, I got 20 minutes before I got to split ……
Susan - you guys are so gross.
2: Charlie : Hey brah how’d it go with your girl?
Krishna: Oh brother it was very nicely got to fucking.
Charlie: Yeah? Damn that dope!
Krishna: Oh yes my friend it was lovely indeed. Firstly we make sweet dinner and watch lovely movie about social class in modern Delhi and then I gave her the porking and zipped and split.
Charlie: Damn that’s dope. I am horny thinking about it.
Krishna: Want a little of my sweet Bombay ball juices for your afternoon delight?
Charlie: I’ll blow you in my car, I washed my playnket.
Krishna: wonderful news indeed!
Susan: You guys are so gross.
3.James: brah, why You back?
Leon: I roll up, bitch waz on all fours on a playnket. I pushed in that shit, and brah it was shit. That bitch didn’t clean! I zipped and split.
James: brah thats wrong. Did you clean it off brah?
Leon: nah I just zipped and split.
James: can I lick it clean for you?
Leon: well, I got 20 minutes….
Susan: You guys are so gross.
4. Dee: Can you get down here to fill a shift?
Ted: boss, I just gotta zip and split so chillax and I’ll come down.
Dee: Bet. See you when you get here.
Ted: bet.
LaShante - I waz in, she was throatin, I see the crusty playnket, I zipped and split.
Lorenzo - Want me to help you out?
LaShante - brah you know I don’t let no bros near my mansausage.
Lorenzo - just sayin I got hole if you need to hide the pole.
LaShante - Well, I got 20 minutes before I got to split ……
Susan - you guys are so gross.
2: Charlie : Hey brah how’d it go with your girl?
Krishna: Oh brother it was very nicely got to fucking.
Charlie: Yeah? Damn that dope!
Krishna: Oh yes my friend it was lovely indeed. Firstly we make sweet dinner and watch lovely movie about social class in modern Delhi and then I gave her the porking and zipped and split.
Charlie: Damn that’s dope. I am horny thinking about it.
Krishna: Want a little of my sweet Bombay ball juices for your afternoon delight?
Charlie: I’ll blow you in my car, I washed my playnket.
Krishna: wonderful news indeed!
Susan: You guys are so gross.
3.James: brah, why You back?
Leon: I roll up, bitch waz on all fours on a playnket. I pushed in that shit, and brah it was shit. That bitch didn’t clean! I zipped and split.
James: brah thats wrong. Did you clean it off brah?
Leon: nah I just zipped and split.
James: can I lick it clean for you?
Leon: well, I got 20 minutes….
Susan: You guys are so gross.
4. Dee: Can you get down here to fill a shift?
Ted: boss, I just gotta zip and split so chillax and I’ll come down.
Dee: Bet. See you when you get here.
Ted: bet.
by Ka05mau5 June 16, 2023