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zigzaggery 

A verb used to characterize the avoidance of a subject using the imagery of zig-zagging as rabbits naturally employ to avoid being nailed by a predator.
I noticed that she often engaged in the clever art of zigzaggery when interviewers asked her pointed questions about her earlier life as a depressed alcoholic married to a Los Angeles commercial and television actor.
zigzaggery by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021
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zigzaggy 

An object or person which has zig zags.
That line is awfully zigzaggy
zigzaggy by barbarabuchandyke April 16, 2009

ZigZagerate 

They way stoners always always think that things are bigger, faster or better than they really are.
Dude, he was driving down the road doing like 200 miles an hour, eating 10 pounds of chocolate cake and drinking a gallon of coffee, while steering with his knees!

C'mon, 200 hundred miles an hour? Dont ZigZagerate!

No really! I saw the speedometer!

You're ZigZagerating!
ZigZagerate by TheOneAndOnlyBakker December 31, 2009

Zigzagging pussies 

The act or practice of the thrusting and/or plunging of one's phallic element into multiple clitorises at an acute angle greater than 0 degrees but less than 90 degrees; in a sense, at an angle that, once reflected about the y-axis, resembles a zig-zag pattern.
"Dood last night I was zigzagging pussies until 4 am!"

"Ayo homes I feel you, lemme get in on dat zigzagging next tyme!"

Zigzagging 

The act of buying a "zig-zag" bus ticket (allowing one to travel to many different stops) and beating up people from each town you stop in.
I'm annoyed as fuck! lets go zigzagging to take some anger out!, I'm a good fighter because I go zigzagging for practice.
Zigzagging by DreDawgiscaramel October 27, 2011
Word used in place of someone without a working mouse. Derogatory
He’s such a zigzagego
Zigzagego by P99things March 18, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026