Top Definition
a dude who is constantly flexing and or checking himself out, a ziemke will usually hit on younger girls, preferably in highschool a ziemke has a small penis and thining hair, a ziemke will also fake a deep voice to make himself more appealing to the ladies.
That new gym teacher is totally a ziemke, look at him hitting on those freshmen.


(at the gym) guy1- Check out that ziemke doing db curls in the mirror behind the treadmills.

guy1- isn't that your little sister runnning over there?

guy2- WTF?!
by Jack Hammersmith May 02, 2009
"the sex"
Matthew "the sex" Ziemke
by Bingbongpalushia July 12, 2008

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