zhangshu

The most badass motherfucker that came from China. Rare as shit. Don't mess with a Zhangshu they know everything form kungFu to parkour. E.g.

A:"Hey did you see that new kid in school"
B:"Yeah i heard his name was Zhangshu"
A:"Lets go steal his noodles"
B:"I wouldn't if I were you apparently he's already battered that 7ft beast in the other year."

zhangshu by NISHO September 25, 2013

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Zhangshroom

A massive headed mushroom-like creature, which bears close resemblance to the Mario 1-UP mushroom with its large green poofy head and round black eyes. With a penchant for salmon, sometimes sweet but often toxic, this shroom has the power to leave you in ore with his poignant moves.

girl 1: hey look is that a shit lying on the sidewalk?
girl 2: nah blud, i fink dat iz a zhangshroom, dey like it shitty do init

Zhangshroom by Alexzsalmon February 28, 2009

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zhangshu • Zhangshroom • zhanshuo • Zhongshu

zhanshuo

Zhanshuo-noun. A person that will NEVER shut up, he acknowledge that he’s annoying but won’t stop. Can turn anything weird.

Person A: Why won’t that guy shut up?

Person B: I don’t know, probably a Zhanshuo.

zhanshuo by Fantomp April 18, 2019

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Zhongshu

Zhongshu is very funny and nice! he is half Chinese and half French. Sometimes he is a little 傻男孩，but normally he is a really amazing and helpful guy!! Everyone deserves to meet a Zhongshu in their life.

-Hey do you have a Chinese friend?

-Yes his name is Zhongshu

-OMG this name is so cute! I want a friend named Zhongshu too!

Zhongshu by 傻女孩 May 4, 2020

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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