Zetus Lapetus 

An expression of exclamation from the popular Disney movie 'Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century' (1999). The expression is also frequently used in 'Zenon: The Zequel' (2001) and 'Zenon: Z3' (2004), both installments of the 'Zenon' television film series. However, there is no known translation or actual meaning of Zetus Lapetus.

Margie: "Oh my gosh, aliens are said to be arriving tomorrow from the nearby black hole!"

Zenon: "Zetus Lapetus! That's stellar Margie!"

Zetus Lapetus by Sin Minor July 30, 2010

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei

Probably one of the weirdest manga ever penned by the Japanese. Written by the satirist Koji Kumeta, it tells the tale of one Kafuka Fuura, who discovers her teacher, Nozomu Itoshiki, under a sakura tree...

He is hanging by the neck in one of his many suicide attempts. She, being endlessly optimistic, thinks he is simply trying to make himself taller. Needless to say, this is where things get quite strange...and hilarious.

He teaches a class full of strangers, from the hikikomori, to a Disassociative Personality Disorder suffering transfer student, to a stalker, to a ridiculously OCD psychopath. And a normal girl.

The series does not take itself seriously at all, and is probably the darkest, strangest, and most disturbing comedies in existence.

AND I LOVE IT.

I'M IN DESPAIR! THE FACT THAT SAYONARA ZETSUBOU SENSEI HAS ENDED HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR! THERE'S NO HOPE! I'M GOING TO GO DIE!

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei by ARatherPoorDriver October 27, 2010

Zeus 

Greek God of Thunder. He also happens to be a hoe as he has no problem banging the shit out of his sisters, daughters, mortals, creatures, and even a man.

Zeus: I'm gonna put my dick in it.

Everyone: Don't put ur dick in it.

Zeus: toO LATE

Zeus by Plagiarism2.09gagthief May 29, 2018

Zeus Swerve 

The act of booting a member of the opposing team via network stressors while playing Destiny.

I was about to lose a Trials of Osiris match to a really good team, but I gave them the ole Zeus Swerve and stole the W.

Zeus Swerve by BlumpMoistBulbousPhlegmSlacks November 4, 2016

Zeus 

The biggest womanizer of all the gods

"Did you hear. Zeus cheated on Hera again."
"Huh, it must be Tuesday "

Zeus by Mendes101 July 3, 2015

Los Zetas

The Zetas, once the military wing of the Gulf Cartel, is now among one of the most violent groups in Mexico. The Zetas started out as an enforcer gang for the Gulf Cartel, taking their name from the radio code used for top-level officers in the Mexican army. Not only are they highly organized, but their use of brutality and shock tactics – petrol bombs, beheadings, and roadblocks – has led the United States Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) to describe them as perhaps “the most technologically advanced, sophisticated and violent of these paramilitary enforcement groups.”

Between the first of the year and mid-March, 2009, the Mexican criminal organization most commonly known as "Los Zetas" has been busy. Members of this group have been linked to a death threat delivered to the president of Guatemala, a grenade thrown into a bar in Pharr, the death of a high-ranking military general in Cancun, and a fair share of the organized crime-related deaths registered in Mexico.

Los Zetas by Dancing with Fire July 9, 2011

Zeus 

The Greek mythology God of incest and adultery. He also controls lightning or sum shit.

Zeus is the name of a Greek God

Zeus by Okazaki Tomoya April 15, 2021