The forgotten brother of Jesus. For ya'll who don't know in God had a 2 son's Jesus and Zesus. Zesus was one year younger and Jesus was Gods Favourite. Consequently, Jesus got all the ladies and superpowers meanwhile Zesus grew an extra toe. Year by year Zesus was cast further and further into Jesus's shadows and soon he was forgotten.
Person 1: *Stubs toe* Jesus!
Person 2: Don't say that Zesus will get jelly!
Person 1: wtf? that shit ain't real
Zesus: i am real and omz i can't believe you said that, like its soooo insensitive... TAKE THIS!
*Zesus Drops a grand piano on person 1's toe*
Person 2: Don't say that Zesus will get jelly!
Person 1: wtf? that shit ain't real
Zesus: i am real and omz i can't believe you said that, like its soooo insensitive... TAKE THIS!
*Zesus Drops a grand piano on person 1's toe*
by DR Willie Stroker February 11, 2020
Zesus is our Lord in Savior Larry. He is the true religion of our modern world. Him and his accomplice Parker, protect us from all things wevil.
Zesus Jason is Zesus Larry's disciple and right hand man.
Zesus Jason is Zesus Larry's disciple and right hand man.
by SapphireGemixo September 11, 2017
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