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The Great Prophet Zarquon was a galactic prophet from ancient times, and was thought to be revered throughout the galaxy. He had scores of followers and disciples who waited diligently for an event they called "The Second Coming of the Great Prophet Zarquon". Unfortunately the prophet's lack of punctuality caused this event to happen only merely a few brief seconds before the end of the Universe itself, during which time he was able to utter only the words "Sorry I'm late..." before the universe ended. From the Douglas Adams novel "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe."

More recently, modern Galactic races use the name Zarquon as a curse word.
"Holy Zarquon, this zarking army is about to invade my home planet. Zark all of you zarking zarks, I won't come quietly!"
by spankypdx November 09, 2006

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Intergalactical swearword with some religious significance and used by all intellectual species known throughout space, derived from the legendary prophet Zarquon.
Oh, Zarquon, What in the name of zarking fardwarks, For Zark's sake, Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish.
by Sebastian Viklund Åsberg December 09, 2005

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Swearword derived from the prophet Great Zarquon
Great Zarquon!
by ruther July 08, 2003

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The Great Prophet Zarquon, A god from Douglas Adams, Hitch Hikers guide to the Galaxy. The whole of all the know entirety was said to have come from his left nortril
"You ain't goin no further Bitch, Only Zarquon gonna save you now!"
"Holy Zarquon Singing Fish"
"What the Zarquon have you been"
by Ztary December 16, 2008

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