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Sblounskched 

The offical candy product of Strong Bad, character on Homestar Runner. THe ingrediants include gaseous clouds of marshmallow vapor encased in globules of semi-solid licorice colloid, several of them floating in a channel of liquid nougat, encased in a crispety cookety log topped with rich, creamy pepperoni and, not just puffed rice, but whole tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal, all smothered in the ol' BBC: Boring Brown Chocolate.
The candy bar is shaped like his pants, with a bite in one side for security (because nobody wants to steal a pair of half-eaten choco-pants).
"For my candy bar, we're gonna need a name that's 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!! How 'bou... SBLOUNSKCHED!"

-Strong Bad
Sblounskched by k00ld00d321 May 23, 2006
1: A mechanical apperatus designed to do the work of a man.
2: Your plastic pal who's fun to be with.
Marvin: I think you aught to know I'm feeling very depressed.
robot by k00ld00d321 April 18, 2005

Wonka Wash

A fantasy machine in the movie 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory' that can make a car drenched in whipped cream squaky clean in a matter of seconds. Is also called 'Hsaw Aknow'.
"What was that we just went through?"
"Hsaw Aknow."
"Is that japanese?"
"No, it's 'Wonka Wash' spelled backwards."
Wonka Wash by k00ld00d321 April 18, 2005

Hsaw Aknow

'Wonka Wash' spelled backwards.
Watch 'Willy Wonka'.
Hsaw Aknow by k00ld00d321 April 18, 2005

Ka-niggit 

A rude way of saying 'Knight', spoken by the rude Frenchman in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Well if it isn't the silly English Ka-niggits and Sir Aurthur King who has the brain of a duck you know!

-The Rude Frenchman
Ka-niggit by k00ld00d321 January 17, 2005

rasputin 

Villen in the animated musical 'Anastasia'. Unlike the real Russian monk, Rasputin was a soulless, limbo-dwelling psycho with a magic reliquary that allowed him to summon demons from hell to aid him in killing Anastasia.
In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning,
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be,
It scared me out of my wits,
A corpse falling to bits,
Then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was ME!

-Rasputin
rasputin by k00ld00d321 January 16, 2005

Millyway's 

If YOU'VE done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Millyway's, the resturant at the end of the universe?
Millyway's by k00ld00d321 December 31, 2004