(n) A zarboner is the most massive erection one can have. It is named after a ridiculously goodlooking Clarkson University hockey player, Matthew Zarbo. He wears jersey number 21, and was given the title of "Mr. November" in November of 2010.
Dude, I just saw that hot freshman on campus today, totally got a zarboner.
by babycakes3000 December 05, 2010