An amazing city in northeast Spain, home to over 700,000 people (called "maños"), which has exciting malls and a huge church (every maño is proud of it, whether they are religious or not) #ElPilarNoSeToca. We also have better parks than other cities (Parque Grande. Suck it, Madrid) and the best tram in the world (you can see the whole city inside it). If you want to have the best tapas night in Spain, come to El Tubo. It is also the windiest city in Spain, especially because of the cierzo wind. ¡Viva Zaragoza y viva El Pilar!
+Welcome to Zaragoza!
-It is a fantastic city! What metro line should I get to go to the nearest Starbucks?
+Fuck you.
-It is a fantastic city! What metro line should I get to go to the nearest Starbucks?
+Fuck you.
by itsdiegowx January 29, 2016
A mexican sand rat that loves tacos, burritos, cock, and balls. He also jumped the border and out ran the border patrol. He is a known dealer of pot, crack, meth, heroin, and is a major prostitute as well.
by B.W.J Dexter February 15, 2015
by FDSFSDGFD October 28, 2020
Extremely kind, attractive, and intelligent. Very quick with a joke. Puts the people she cares about before herself, and in some rare cases she will bite.
by Kyle Lewis Fedor July 15, 2023
Niño pendejo de pene chico normalmente 3 cm cuyo función principal es chupar pitos o tener pepinos en el culo. Envidioso con todos sus amigos y odia a los pedros. Le encanta tener pito en su boca.
by Nosetudime November 22, 2021