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Zamberlan, coming from the Italian boot company of the same name. Typically an Italian-American that has rejected his or her heritage and tries to eschew as many ethnic stereotypes as possible, often to the detriment of his/her character/identity.
He won't even eat spaghetti. He's such a zamberlan.

I know you're a total zamberlan, but watch The Sopranos, it's really good!

Zamberlans make me sick; they all think they're wasps.

I tried speaking Italian to a zamberlan but he just looked at me.
Zamberlan by Girlhood Idol September 13, 2009
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Carlos Zambrano 

1. Pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. Know for Tantrums, Sky-Pointing, Bat-Breaking, glasses-making, Out-Striking, Instant Messaging-related injuries, Manliness, and being the Hugo Chavez of Baseball.

2. anyone who is known for being a Beast and/or eating sharp/jagged objects such as Nails or Broken Glass Glass
Wow! That guy broke a bat on his knee and ate it; he is such a Carlos Zambrano.
Carlos Zambrano by KChiCubs October 16, 2006

Amberlance 

When you are too stupid and punch drunk to deserve proper medical attention, you call for an amberlance.
Ghetto boy had is ass handed to him by Epic Beard Man on the bus and had to call for an amberlance.
Amberlance by workedbyhand February 18, 2010

Dirty Zambrano 

A sexual move in which the man celebrates wildly and emphatically and screams and points to the sky while penetrating the female, much like Carlos Zambrano does after striking out a batter.
Man, I was so happy last night that I went home and gave my girl the dirty zambrano.
Dirty Zambrano by Jill Ermo September 26, 2006

Zambrano 

Zambrano by Mars Klepton July 5, 2010

Amberlance 

When you've been abused by a jezebel and need medical attention.
Sorry fam but we'll have to put a raincheck on that shit bc I'm in an Amberlance rn. Yeah-yeah you told me so but get off my back will ya?
Amberlance by ‌‌‌‌ May 14, 2022

David Zambrano 

a hoe, slut, mostly fat, very fat
hey David Zambrano why are u fat

cause im David Zambrano nigga