zak

a guy who steezes 4 no reason
man that zak guy must have a huge dick
by javier lilley April 04, 2011
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a man with a gigantic horse cokc
oh my zak's cokc is massive
by joe mama haha got him October 21, 2021
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zak

1. Oh god heres zak
Hes gonna fucking blind us with his hair
2. Did you hear what zak said
Skeletons breath tf
by Super Snis December 28, 2018
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Zack is the most selfish gay ever. Never trust him because he will get you in a lot of trouble. He has no respect and is a tottel jerk. And is vary inappropriate.
Gay: "zaks a jerk"
Gays friend: " I know rite"
Random person: "that's a total zak. He's rude."
by Alekcia September 02, 2016
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zak

1. To lie outright, compulsively.

2. To mess up really bad.
1. Are you Zaking me?

2. Oh shit, I just pulled a Zak.
by Maitreya August 23, 2006
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A Dutch word, meaning 'bag', 'balls' and 'idiot'.
He's a real bag! > Hij is een echte zak!

I've got an itchy bag. > Ik heb jeuk aan m'n zak.
by welovetrash November 10, 2007
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1. To search for romance exclusively on the Internet.
I'm gonna go Zak me a date.
by RedScull April 26, 2007
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