Teacher: Well, let’s start the lesso- oh. Dylan may you turn your camera on?
Dylan: Bruh- but I’m here
Teacher: it’s just in case if you walked away. I do not wanna call your parents.
Dylan: I’m leaving. *Leaves meet*
Teacher: Oh, well... I’m calling parents..
Dylan: Bruh- but I’m here
Teacher: it’s just in case if you walked away. I do not wanna call your parents.
Dylan: I’m leaving. *Leaves meet*
Teacher: Oh, well... I’m calling parents..
by iiixxxxllyyyy March 10, 2021
Somehow or another someone's being annoying with a car. It really doesn't matter why, because deep down they are so in love with their box on wheels that you can employ their ego to assert their downfall.
It can be rather satisfying to enjoy this as a driver, however it can be significantly more satisfying as a passenger. For best results, look terrified!
It can be rather satisfying to enjoy this as a driver, however it can be significantly more satisfying as a passenger. For best results, look terrified!
They: driving/acting like a chump
You: shout 'Your wheels are turning!', whilst pointing at one of their wheels
They: panic & pull over
You: 'Heh heh heh...' FTW'
Your driver/passenger(s): 'you rock'!
You: shout 'Your wheels are turning!', whilst pointing at one of their wheels
They: panic & pull over
You: 'Heh heh heh...' FTW'
Your driver/passenger(s): 'you rock'!
by little-miss can't do wrong September 9, 2011
the act of anal misshapenness by reaching the two thumb fingers of one in to another's rectum. then taking the other eight fingers rolling the butt hole outwards.
also known as rolling a doughnut, the Patric Swazy, and the pottery wheel.
hat turned out as in the way a magic hat, or the seen in ghost wear Patric Swazy is at the pottery wheel.
also known as rolling a doughnut, the Patric Swazy, and the pottery wheel.
hat turned out as in the way a magic hat, or the seen in ghost wear Patric Swazy is at the pottery wheel.
by B*RAD May 8, 2011
by 657lady May 8, 2021
The girl gladly turned her back on suffering if there were no donations or dollar signs involved, as she held nothing sacred enough not to turn her back on it. She said she wouldn't when they asked her would you turn your back?
by Solid Mantis October 11, 2020
when a doctor slaps on some latex gloves... holds onto ur balls (if u have them) & tells u to turn your head & cough as he feels your spine for a hernia... or at least thats what he tells u he's doing
"turn your head and cough, please" ;)
by Lindsay B. August 10, 2006
When a total stranger (a.k.a. certified doctor) grabs a pair of blue colorful gloves, or sometimes white if he's in a good mood. Asks you to drop your pants and underwear, studies your chode for a moment, thinks a sick joke about your size, politely asks you to "turn your head and cough." Reaches down, grabs your family jewels and "studies" them, while your thinking "is this guy really a doctor..."
Doctor Strange:
Ok, young man are you ready for your physical?
You:
Uhhhhhh, sure...
Doctor Strange:
Ok, so can you kindly unbutton your pants and take off your underwear so I can check?
You:
Uhmmmm check for what?
Doctor Strange:
Oh you funny boy I need to check your testicles if you have a sickness or else you won't be able to play any sports.
You:
Uhhhhmmmm, if you say so...
Doctor Strange:
"Hahaha, gets them every time... Oh we have another 3 incher"
Doctor Strange:
Ok, let me just get these little gloves here so we may begin. You ready. Turn your head and cough, please.
Ok, young man are you ready for your physical?
You:
Uhhhhhh, sure...
Doctor Strange:
Ok, so can you kindly unbutton your pants and take off your underwear so I can check?
You:
Uhmmmm check for what?
Doctor Strange:
Oh you funny boy I need to check your testicles if you have a sickness or else you won't be able to play any sports.
You:
Uhhhhmmmm, if you say so...
Doctor Strange:
"Hahaha, gets them every time... Oh we have another 3 incher"
Doctor Strange:
Ok, let me just get these little gloves here so we may begin. You ready. Turn your head and cough, please.
by TheRealDoctorPepper January 30, 2010