piss your khakis

A term referring to when someone (usually a white person) is getting heated over a simple problem that isn't as big of a deal as they're making it out to be. Can be used regardless of if the person is wearing khakis or not.

"Ay, bro, don't piss your khakis, I'll pick up some rash cream later."

by billybattleaxe August 29, 2018

Whatever pisses your instrument.

A variant of the term 'Whatever floats your boat'.
'Whatever piddles your fiddle' = 'Whatever pisses your instrument'

Jade and David are deep into conversation:

Jade: No, I don't want more kids!

David: Well, Whatever pisses your instrument.

Jade: .. What?

David: You heard me.

Jade: .. You be cray cray.

by I Can Ride A Mastodon March 13, 2010

Pissing your money into the wind

spending money on alcohol even if you shouldn't drink

my parents kicked me out when i was pissing my money into the wind.

by Troy December 16, 2003

your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad

The ultimate comeback, used by both men and women, becuase there is abseloutly nothing to say back to it.

Person 1Fuck you, dickhead
Urbandictiionary reader Your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad
Person 1 ....uh....

by George May 2, 2005

Pissy Pants/You Pissed your Pants

When someone is overly pissed off and decides to yell at everyone, even when they're trying to help.

Guy 1: What the hell do you want? You're not helping me!
Guy 2: Woah, dude. Don't be such a Pissy Pants.
Guy 3: Yeah. It looks like You Pissed Your Pants.

Pissed off Angry Pissy Pants/You Pissed your Pants

by SomeSeriousCarnage June 1, 2014

Your Pissing Me Off

Your Fuxing mad at someone like
Person 1 (bully): Hey hey hey, its him agai-
Person 2 (Bullied): geez stop Your Pissing me Off

also remember to get a YOUR PISSING ME OFF mug for your girlfriend Yaoyorozu

YOUR PISSING ME OFF SHOO

by Vanx_The_Bunny_Boy February 11, 2021

Your Pissing Me Off

Its when your real mad shit at someone and you say "Your Pissing Me Off."

Like: Yo Bro Get away from me Your pissing me off.

by Vanx_The_Bunny_Boy February 11, 2021