The only real comeback to a so's your face. Makes just about as much sense, but it's a triple threat - it's offensive, confusing, and it draws attention to the stupidity of the phrase "so's your face".
When used, your opponent will be utterly confused. They will either stand with a bewildered expression on their face, or reply with a curt "What?"
At this point all you must do to finish now is go "Yeah! What now?" and walk off with a slight swagger. You win.
This works just about 100% of the time. I'm serious, try it.
When used, your opponent will be utterly confused. They will either stand with a bewildered expression on their face, or reply with a curt "What?"
At this point all you must do to finish now is go "Yeah! What now?" and walk off with a slight swagger. You win.
This works just about 100% of the time. I'm serious, try it.
Person 1: Alright, that's it. You're an unbelievable douche.
Person 2: Well, so's your face!
Person 1: Well, so's your nipples!
Person 2: ...
Person 1: What now, punk?
Person 1: Will you shut up? Santa does not exist.
Person 2: Your face should shut up!
Person 1: Your nipples should shut up!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Yeah, that's what I thought!
(as you can see, it works best when you copy the same format the other person used so's your face in)
Person 2: Well, so's your face!
Person 1: Well, so's your nipples!
Person 2: ...
Person 1: What now, punk?
Person 1: Will you shut up? Santa does not exist.
Person 2: Your face should shut up!
Person 1: Your nipples should shut up!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Yeah, that's what I thought!
(as you can see, it works best when you copy the same format the other person used so's your face in)
by SomeWhiteNoise December 11, 2010
by Daniel 'Beige' Santo January 21, 2017
by wordplayer2u August 3, 2011
Slang for a bitchy person.
Also known as get the sand out of your vagina, or get the cactus out of your ass
Also known as get the sand out of your vagina, or get the cactus out of your ass
by BABYOIL February 10, 2012
Women: what your favourite colour ?
Man: Red. what the colour of your nipples ? light brown. dark brown. what? what?golden brown, chestnut brown. Poverty brown. Bronze brown. Kinky brown. What we talking here?? Pencil shavings brown. What? Old penny brown. What kinda brown? What's the color? what's the Color of your nipples. Hm? Whats the color. What's that colour??
Man: Red. what the colour of your nipples ? light brown. dark brown. what? what?golden brown, chestnut brown. Poverty brown. Bronze brown. Kinky brown. What we talking here?? Pencil shavings brown. What? Old penny brown. What kinda brown? What's the color? what's the Color of your nipples. Hm? Whats the color. What's that colour??
by Ukinral June 29, 2023
to try to persuade someone to believe something that is not true, as a joke:
to tell someone something that is not true as a way of joking with the person:
to tell someone something that is not true as a way of joking with the person:
Is it really your car or are you pulling my nipple?
Jules, I’ve lost your ear pods. Ha, not really I’m just pulling your nipple.
Jules, I’ve lost your ear pods. Ha, not really I’m just pulling your nipple.
by MylesByrd September 10, 2023
When you are having sex-or whenever really, you grab your nipple and pinch real hard, and start moving your hand fast like you are flinging a yo yo.
by It.that.dumb.bitch.again March 1, 2019