you shit me

What you say when you hear something from someone that you don't beleive. Something unthinkable is being explained, your response. Reciprocated more often than not with "I shit you not".

p1: Dude, you guys got to meet Samuel L Jackson? Your shitting me!

p2: I shit you not dude! I shook the motherfucker's hand!

you shit me by Hyper-z July 5, 2005

you shit me

you must be joking, I cannot believe you, I think you are lying

you slept with that bitch last night? you shit me.

you shit me by Anonymous November 17, 2002

you shit yourself

You shit yourself - When someone excretes faeces on and around their body. Often happens during the consumption of alocoholic beverages such as cinder. This results in the loss of control of the sphinter muscles in the anus.

When DD shit himself in the famous 'DD shit himself' incident. (you shit yourself)

you shit yourself by john joe bonner May 22, 2006

You shit me like no other 

Out of all the people in the world who give me the shits, you’re No 1.

My mate was on my back like a singlet so I told him,” You shit me like no other.”

You shit me like no other by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022

did you shit the bed?

what you say to someone who turns up to work ridiculously early, as everyone knows this sort of eager beaver behaviour would only be acceptable if you had actually shat the bed, were forced to get out of it, and had nothing better to do than come to work.

colleague not due to start work till 9 showing up at 8.15: good morning!
me: did you shit the bed?!

did you shit the bed? by me old fruity October 1, 2006

have you shit the bed 

A term used to mock someone when they are up early in the morning (meaning they aren't usually up early)

It's only 5am,have you shit the bed?

have you shit the bed by Lee.w October 31, 2017

Don't wipe your ass before you shit 

1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.

A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.

Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!

Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.

B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?

BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!

Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!

Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!

Don't wipe your ass before you shit by BeHa February 20, 2011