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shit a brick and rape you with it 

To be extremely surprised and displeased about something, normally something that effects you personaly, then the act of justice opon whomever did it.
"Dude when he finds out you backed into his car, he's gunna shit a brick and rape you with it"

It's Not Rape If You Like It ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

A way of creeping out one of your friends. Preferably one who isn't perverted.
Person 1: "Hey how are you doing today?"
Person 2: "It's not rape if you like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Person 1: "Oh god!" ~runs away~