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You have no idea 

A response that emphasizes the irony of the preceding statement.
Woman A: Your husband is unfaithful?
Woman B: You have no idea. (Husband has a gay lover)

Man A: Heard you a crazy weekend!
Man B: You have no idea. (Man B is a secret agent who used a party as a cover for a mission)
You have no idea by Urban LXX November 1, 2015

You have no chance to survive, make your time 

A word of engrish. It comes from the All your base are belong to us craze.

Commonly coming after "What you say ??", this line is a sign that they will be dooomed.

"Take off every 'ZIG'" is the next line.
What you say ?? I'm going to make sure that you have no chance to survive, make your time !! Ha ha ha.

Take off every 'ZIG'

you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE! 

words that a really dilusional teenager will say when they are not on drugs. this kid would probably having swelling in the brain and will need to be rushed to the hospital where they will need a really large needle stuck into their eyeball to get the fluids out.
"i'm not on drugs mom, you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!"

You have not been to Samos 

Legendary phrase used by Greece's Prime Minister to deflect press release questions with regard to the refugee crisis (2021). The phrase is an attempt to gaslight your interlocutor by cancelling their past experience or knowledge of an event, topic, etc. It implies the other person has no idea what they are talking about.
"I am sorry this happen to you. I have been in your shoes before, let me help"
"Get real. There is no way you have handled this sort of situation before"
"Let me show you"
"Just stop it, ok? You have not been to Samos"

You have been slain 

The most seen text on every LoL player's screen.
You Have Been Slain
Enemy Double Kill
Enemy Triple Kill
Enemy Quadra Kill
Enemy PentaKill
Ace
A summoner has disconnected

You have already left kudos here 

When something is so freaking awesome that you can’t even find the right words to express it.

Originating on the fanfiction website Archive of Our Own/AO3, “You have already left kudos here. :)” is the message that appears when a registered user tries to leave an additional kudos on someone’s work, despite the one-kudos-per-work limit.
“This song?!? Is?!?? I have already left kudos here?!!???”

“When you try to leave kudos but you have already left kudos here”

“Aahafidjs this drawing is beautiful oml thank u, have I already left kudos here because,,,,,”