Lick it Before You Dick It 

Before you you stick your member into your girl's pussy or asshole, you should lick the part you plan on entering and pleasure her first.

Bill's wife was on the bed with her head down and her luscious ass in the air. With member in hand, he stared at her glistening wet slit and her tight little browneye trying to decide where to enter first. His wife said, "go in where you want but lick it before you dick it".

Lick it Before You Dick It by Cactus Head February 15, 2009

Skidaddle skidoodle you dick is now a noodle 

A short lived meme where a stationary cartoon elf would say "skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle!" Then shortly after an intensely bass boosted and distorted version of a song would play. Their are also other variations of this such as "Falee! Galee! Your dick is now a tree!" Along with many more.

"SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOU DICK IS NOW A NOODLE!!"

Skidaddle skidoodle you dick is now a noodle by rymaxam April 21, 2018

bless you dick

when you release cum all over a gals face

my gal said bless you dick when it sneezed all this cum on her face

bless you dick by Joe April 23, 2005

bless you dick

when your dick cums and releases the cum

i said "bless you dick" when i cummed

bless you dick by dickey March 17, 2005

'.You Jiggly Dick Sucker, You Dick Sucker. 

"'.You Jiggly Dick Sucker, You Dick Sucker."

"'.You Jiggly Dick Sucker, You Dick Sucker."

'.You Jiggly Dick Sucker, You Dick Sucker. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

'.I Already Forgot, You Dick Sucker. 

"'.I Already Forgot, You Dick Sucker."

"'.I Already Forgot, You Dick Sucker."

'.I Already Forgot, You Dick Sucker. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Dick You Down

To give a girl the best dick of her life.

Girl: You ready?
Boy:Yeah girl imma dick you downGirl: You just better have swipe game!

Dick You Down by GiggityGiggtyGirl<3 December 17, 2009