A statement that means that you are figuratively (or in some cases quite literally) fucked. You may hear this statement after you piss someone off.
(figurative example)
Darren: WHAT UP MY BITCHES
Liem: You're right fucked mate
Darren: Well that ain't good
(I'm sorry I don't want to give a literal example)
Darren: WHAT UP MY BITCHES
Liem: You're right fucked mate
Darren: Well that ain't good
(I'm sorry I don't want to give a literal example)
by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT January 9, 2021
When someone says to you "you're fucked" that means your in deep shit and going to get smashed, or worse.
Person 1: You're fucked,cunt.
Person 2:.......................................................
Shits himself.
Person 2:.......................................................
Shits himself.
by Meet on the corner of nunya June 8, 2013
by SwiftyDefines July 3, 2015
A sarcastic remark you use to praise a stupid friend that probably won't even sense the sarcasm
Said friend would even probably reply, "at least I'm fucking something" to cover the fact that they're a virgin and still making low ball sex jokes outside a Seinfeld sketch
Said friend would even probably reply, "at least I'm fucking something" to cover the fact that they're a virgin and still making low ball sex jokes outside a Seinfeld sketch
friend: *does something stupid
you: you're fucking amazing
friend: at least I'm fucking something!!1!!1
you: great. now you're fucking amazing, and a virgin
you: you're fucking amazing
friend: at least I'm fucking something!!1!!1
you: great. now you're fucking amazing, and a virgin
by lazykevin October 15, 2016
CAPTAIN: "We're taking on water faster than I can pump."
MATE: "Well, I guess I'M OK, BUT YOU'RE FUCKED.!"
MATE: "Well, I guess I'M OK, BUT YOU'RE FUCKED.!"
by Chingo Bellamongo October 13, 2006
Used in an instance or situation in which you've been completely let down by someone as a direct result of their incompetence or overwhelming lack of effort.
by Hamish Alexander March 21, 2017
by MinerS1xtyN1n3r December 6, 2018