You're

A contraction of "You are", such as "Don't", is a contraction of "Do not".

Correct usage: You're an idiot!

Incorrect usage: That's you're apple.

by Andrew .C February 25, 2009

you're

a versatile burn, most effective in situations where a comeback is really inappropriate

A: "Look at my new shoes!"
B: "You're a shoe."

by Dellaca March 25, 2007

you're

A word most people on the Internet cannot spell

Person 1: Your full of shit!
Person 2: Your grammar is shit!

Person 1: Your such an asshole!
Person 2: You're not worth my time.

by Restoring for over five years February 19, 2015

you're

Yes, this word exists.

Simply put, a contraction that means "you are." Overlooked by morons who wouldn't know proper grammar if it dismembered them and fed their limbs to Ronald McDonald.

If you find yourself confusing it with "your," replace it with "you are" and see if it makes sense (i.e. read it aloud).

YOU'RE a sad excuse for a human being and YOUR parents should be ashamed they even thought of having you if you still can't tell the difference between the two.

by Yopmail User July 2, 2023

you're-in!

The subtle feeling of masculine victory when you hit the target your aiming for while urinating.

C'mon you dick... you can hit that shower drain... uh... yeah... You're-in!!!

by flockit February 20, 2015

You're a

Can be used as a pay out or come back.
You are a....

PErson 1: Sing to the taxi man and he will give you a cheap fare.
Person 2: You're a cheap fare

by PNCC September 11, 2009

You're

A term used to shorten you are most People on the Internet get the wrong tense of it they use your

Incorrect: your making a mess
Correct: you're making a mess

by xmilisnotonfirex February 19, 2015