If you were raised in New England, that thing your dad said so many times when you were growing up despite not actually having the accent that if you hear it again you might throw whoopie pies at someone.
Dad: Kid, can’t get theyah from heeyah, pahk the cah at Hahvad yahd instead

Kid: You can’t get there from here because they don’t let annoying people into the city, duh
by Leia Calumet May 18, 2022
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Too drunk to drive so you put on koe wetzel drunk driving
How we getting home?
Koe will get you home
by H811 March 2, 2022
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