you better have my money

What a pimp says to his ho prior to his departure to ensure that the ho has his money ready upon arrival. If cash is not ready when the pimp arrives, the ho may be subjected to his pimp hand

I'll be there in 5 minutes, you better have money ho

by BMoney January 30, 2005

You better call Tyrone with that mess!

When something is beyond appaulling; A state of utter astonishment and disbelief; Something awful that is out of your hands, and apparently in some guy named Tyrone's.

Sid: Hey did you hear that dad found out mom has been sleeping with the sea captain?
Nancy: Oh my god! You better call Tyrone with that mess!

by Spellchiker May 3, 2007

You deserve better

What you say to someone who you are in love with but you know that you will hurt or screw over, and would rather be miserable without them than make them miserable.
Ironically, this usually makes the person want to stay with you more, especially a girl, since they want to be the one to change the "bad boy", and this proves that the boy is serious about you.

Girl: "I love you."
Boy: "You deserve better. I've screwed over every girl ever, I only date chicks because they're hot, I'm a shallow ass hole. Seriously, baby, you deserve someone so much better than me."
Girl: "But I want you. And you want me. So who's to say what I deserve?"
*Boy screws girl over, then tells her he told her so*

by llamallamallamallamaduckllama December 28, 2009

liked you better when you were fat

Sarcastic way of saying you don’t like someone (because the person was never fat)

Jim: Fred I liked you better when you were fat
Fred: I never was fat
Jim:I know, I never liked you

by USA1010 September 24, 2020

Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go catch it!

A stereotypical type of sentence prank callers would use on people when calling.

Prankster: "Hey. Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go catch it!"
Police: "You know this is the 911 emergency hotline, right?"

by Svifias February 26, 2019

i would like to get to know you better

Basic you got rejected....they don’t get a shit about you there just saying that to be nice

((Me)):this is kind of hard to say but I love you
((Damn hot guy )): that’s cool your chill 😂
((Me): damn
((Damn hot guy)): I sorry I don’t like you in that you tho, I would like to get to know you better

by Bored vjugnk November 5, 2017

If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door

If you make a controversial statement, it is best you have the evidence to support it.

Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!

by Hoonta January 17, 2012