by Evgeny February 26, 2008
by Regina&Violet May 26, 2009
One of the best hockey players ever. Hails from Russia and is an object of lust for Pens fans. Is currently playing for the Pittsburgh Penguins.
"Hey Lisa did you watch the Pens game last night?"
"Yeah Sara, Evgeni Malkin played so well, as usual, that I shall stalk him until I get the chance to sex him up."
"Yeah Sara, Evgeni Malkin played so well, as usual, that I shall stalk him until I get the chance to sex him up."
by Mrs. Malkin March 2, 2008
An extremely talented hockey player who currently plays for the Washington Capials of the NHL. He is one of the best on the team, and he won two gold medals with Team Russia. He scored a hat trick in the 2012 WJC. Evgeny Kuznetsov truly is a phenomenal, talented hockey player.
by hockeybeast92 March 2, 2015
A complete pussy. A cherry-picker(waits for pick on offensive blue line). He is also a cheap player.
by Oooooooo10 April 22, 2018
by shokaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa October 31, 2022
Oh my god, are u really Evgeny Shishko? Please, sign my tits!!
#sexy #god #intelligent #programmer #thebestfriendofyourmom
#sexy #god #intelligent #programmer #thebestfriendofyourmom
by UBIYZA May 17, 2017