3 definitions by eight

Term used for someone that is pushy with their interests only in mind. Up sell then use.
I upsoluse my buddy and had free drinks all night. That sounds upsoluse too good to be true.
by eight February 24, 2019
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The first time she rode a horse, Keisha got a wetty.
by eight December 29, 2005
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A phrase used when terminating a relationship. Usually used to confuse and/or draw attention away from the real reason the relationship is ending, because of the emotionally painful nature of the reason.

Rarely used in person, more often used in phone converstions, e-mails and voicemails.
He was a nice guy, but he was as good in bed as a cement block. So I called him up last night and told him it was over, but it wasn't him it was me.
by eight March 29, 2004
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