Would you like a game?

Used to inquire about whether one would agree to accept a duel via Xbox. Usually Madden 04' or NBA 2K4. Coined by Dawood Dagna (Babson 05'). Not to be confused with kick ass rapper THE GAME.

FacetedIntellect: Would you like a game?TDanza924: Fuck off, I am going to bed. There will be no game.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 28, 2005

would you like dessert

the annoying question that the waiter/waitress asks you after your meal at a restaurant, when they actually imply: "would you like your check" because they are afraid to ask "would you like your check"

waiter: would you like dessert now?

customer: NO just give me my goddamn check and stop pretending that i don't know what you mean

by jzzombie August 1, 2010

Well would you look at that

This phrase is often used to point out the stupidity of another human for being such a dunce in the first place

Well would you look at that. Punching someone in the face DOES result in injury afterwards

by Annoyinglandkitten August 27, 2016

would you like a spoon

said to someone for purposes of randomosity. Would you like a spoon is a completely random comment used to confuse people to death.

Me:alrite mate
someone: Alrite, how ya doin?
Me: Im alrite thanks, would you like a spoon?
Someone: Blarg i am dead

by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 3, 2003

Would you hit me

She is trying to say would you fuck me

If i where near you would you hit me

by Taman hakeem January 19, 2021

Why would you...huh?!

A statement made after someone has committed an act of such great stupidity and foolishness that the questioner is too gob-smacked to fully comprehend why someone would do such a thing. Akin to the terms wat, wut, and what, but used to infer complete and utter shock/anger.

(After Jim shot Tim's character in a video game for no apparent reason)

Tim: Why would you...huh?!

by papafrost December 17, 2010

Would You Rather Czar

The ultimate and supreme game leader of Would You Rather. Once named Czar you can only be usurped of power if someone else challenges you with a would you rather you cannot answer. This power is akin to that of the Never Have I Ever Chancellor and wields the same power across games. With this power you have the control to change the conditions of would you rather up to 10 times in a single round.

I challenged Zedekiah's Would You Rather Czar reign with the unanswerable would you rather of: Would you rather eat Whataburger for the rest of your life OR In-n-Out? I am now the reigning Would You Rather Czar.

by itsnotstroganoff May 22, 2019