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yomammasallama 

When You have absolutly no clue what the answer to a queston is You simply say Yomammasallama
Kelley:what did paris hilton go to jail for?
Jamie:uuuhhh....yomammasallama

Also see Penguinsarefluffy
A cooler way of insulting a friend or a complete stranger's mom.
Guy #1: "Dang man, you look like shit."

Guy #2: "Yomomma."
yomomma by Whatalosa September 30, 2006

beat some niggas face on yo mommas ass 

Seems to mean that you've done bad, when you hear this it is likely from the mouth of a very ghetto woman. Regardless of whether or not you can tell the gender of the creature, run. If you are within grabbing distance, Run faster.

They can smell fear.
Ghetto chick(?): "Im funna beat some niggas face on yo mommas ass!"

You: "I'm soooorrrryyy!" (crying)

Ghetto chick beats you down.

I'll Blade On Yo Mommas Ass 

The act of roller blading on ones mommas behind. Often used to offend someone or just to sound cool.
Ill blade down stairs, ill blade down rails. Shit ill blade on yo mommas ass. Fuck yall im goen bladen

That’s why yo mommas dead 

A comeback for when the opponents winning the argument
⚠️DO NOT SAY THIS TO SOMEONE WHOS MOTHER IS DEAD⚠️
Whiquisha: that’s why yo shoes raggity

Savage: that’s why yo mommas dead
Whiquisha: *starts crying*
Savage: what shoes she wearing huh?

yo mommas pussy 

its what i fucked last night
person 1: who was you first fuck
person 2: YO MOMMAS PUSSY