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Yolande is a beautiful , sexy , and intellent person . she is easy for any man to fall in love with but she is a person who doesnt fall inlove easy and is a person who hardly trust, but when she does , dont screw it up . she is very loyal and and caring . she is lovable every where she goes and very talented , she is great in sports and very amazing , she as friends every where she goes .
Yolande is so beautiful and awesome
Yolande by Tedesha May 29, 2018
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To "yolo" by one's self.
No one is trying to turn up. I guess I'll yolone.
Yolone by mbrickslol December 31, 2013
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yolodeler 

One who says "YOLO" as if it is required by law to say it as an excuse for doing stupid things. It is called "yolodeling" because it is a play of words, made up of YOLO and yodeler.
Person 1: Hey, why did you dye your hair green?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!

Person 2: Hey, why did you get your whole face pierced?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!

Person 3: Hey, why did you tattoo your whole body?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!

Me: Shut up, everyone knows that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.
An act of someone continuously saying "YOLO".
"YOLO, right guys?" said Joe mysteriously.
"Stop saying that, Joe," said Frank, clearly annoyed.
"Don't hate on my yoloness," Joe chuckled.
Yoloness by Joe The Hoe July 17, 2012
Yo•lo•dex ˈyōləˌdeks noun

A list of contacts and friends who might assist in any particularly dumb, dangerous, or otherwise shortsightedly bad idea (cf. YOLO.)

Origin late 2012: from Rolodex + YOLO 'You Only Live Once'
Guy 1: We're gonna need some help setting off all these homemade fireworks.
Guy 2: For sure. Let me hit up my Yolodex– I know some guys who'd be all over this.

Guy: I'm pretty drunk, but I don't want to go to the tattoo parlor by myself. I'll check my Yolodex to see which of my bros want to come too.

Guy: That was totally sick– give me your card so I can add you to my Yolodex. I'll call you once you're out of the hospital.
Yolodex by warriormoet September 9, 2012
A Yolonda is a lady of great beauty, both inside and out. But don't let her gracious demeanor fool you- she can also shake her ass like there is no tomorrow! Often called YOLO for short, she reminds us all to live life as of there really is no tomorrow.

A Yolonda is bilingual and screams loudly for no apparent reason. It is always best to keep a Yolonda handy in case you find yourself in Mexico or a local Zumba class.
"YOLO, Yolo!"

Girl 1: "What the hell was that noise?!"
Girl 2: "Yolonda"
Girl 1: "Oh, I love her! Let's take her to Zumba later."
Yolonda by Bri-Kawaii August 12, 2014
Yolande is the word you say when something unbelievable or unusual has happened. For instance, if that guy who always calls in sick on a Monday, actually turns up on time, everyone in the office will shout Yolande!
It comes from the Eastenders meme when Patrick falls over in the shop out of shock and probably shouts Yolande!
Scott: Nick was out drinking at the weekend he won't be in today.
8.25am Nick walks through the door.
Scott, Dan and Jamie all shout: Yolande!
Yolande by Citizen147 June 22, 2021