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A Yolonda is a lady of great beauty, both inside and out. But don't let her gracious demeanor fool you- she can also shake her ass like there is no tomorrow! Often called YOLO for short, she reminds us all to live life as of there really is no tomorrow.

A Yolonda is bilingual and screams loudly for no apparent reason. It is always best to keep a Yolonda handy in case you find yourself in Mexico or a local Zumba class.
"YOLO, Yolo!"

Girl 1: "What the hell was that noise?!"
Girl 2: "Yolonda"
Girl 1: "Oh, I love her! Let's take her to Zumba later."
by Bri-Kawaii August 12, 2014

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A covert acronym meaning "You Only Live Once, Nigga. Dat's All."
Person A: "I failed all my classes this semester."
Person B: "Yolonda"
by MahGinnah June 10, 2013

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A black chick with a very large clit.
oh look at that yolonda!..
by xxxmexxxme April 22, 2010

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