yoked up

dave is yoked up, it actually looks like he's a farm animal and his master has a yoke on his shoulders

by moolee October 24, 2007

1. to steal
2. (less common) to inflict injury upon

1. I yoked up them rims from Walmart.
2. Keep actin up and you'll get yoked up.

by ringzhz May 9, 2008

Yoked up

To be accosted or snatched up by an individual one has previously pissed off.

That motherfucker stiffed me last week, so when I saw him at the bar he got his ass yoked up.

by JT Hines May 1, 2008

when a cop, corrections officer, or ward PA gives you a full nelson using a nightstick. usually till you pass out.

"Sean ain't done shit but then Big Curtiss comes over all wide and yoked him up. Sean in isolation now. "

by wscott February 9, 2005